Welcome, weary Internet traveler.
Glad you washed up here.
Poke around.

There are podcasts.
An alarming number of podcasts.
So many podcasts.
Arguably too many.
Makes you question your life choices.

Also, vinyl — because warm crackles beat cold algorithms.
Convenience be damned.

So go on, indulge yourself.
Kick off your shoes.
Put your feet up.
Stay a while.